I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
I went around and congratulated every guy that had a beard for having one
Goddamn tequila
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
Also, there's definitely not a non-hilarious way to ask to stick something up your butt.
Just got the test results back; apparently I'm red-green colorblind. this explains the past 18 years of my life and i'm wondering why i didn't realize this sooner
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
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