maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
You were absolutely insistent that the entire bar knew that it was peanut butter jelly time
Pretty sure I was rubbing Halloween candy all over my face and saying "these are my bitches."
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
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