well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
Uber southern baptist grandma and uber flaming cousin just got into an argument about whether jesus is OK with gay marriage. Aren't these things only supposed to happen at Thanksgiving?
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
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