she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
My apartment stinks of burning failure
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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