I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
half the nation just spent an hour watching a balloon fly around. we are officially the dumbest fucking country.
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
The vibrator you gave me is probably the one thing I will never give up if we got robbed at gunpoint
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
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