i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
I stumbled into my living room at 4 a.m. to find him hurling my laptop across the room and his pants around his ankles. Clearly his night didn't go as planned.
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
They kept freaking out that you were missing and potentially having sex.. like it was a bad thing. Got fed up with hearing it so i just yelled "ITS HER BIRTHDAY AND SHE CAN FUCK IF SHE WANTS TO!" They gave me unnecessary looks. I thought it was acceptable.
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