ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
I asked the subway guy how many cookies he thought I could smuggle into the bar. He said it looked like a 6 packer. he was correct
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
You're never gonna guess who's blood is on my shirt
Why do I feel like I really don't want to hear the end of this...
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
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