I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
I don't know how to tell my mom that I'm not sober enough to drive to the dentist...
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
My contribution to the dinner party was a bottle of vodka and a bag of uncooked potatoes. I felt like a Russian serf.
Alright we have to be drunk.before noon tomorrow. Its a new law i just got passed through congress. It goes into effect imediately
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
My phone has started autocorrecting "monogamy" to "monogamish"
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
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