i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
i looked at my phone and realized all i had said to her the entire night was misspelled variations of "NOTHING IS THE SAME" over and over. she eventually stopped replying.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
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