did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
a very overweight girl in the ER just said she trippped over the invisible wii jump rope and fell
Remember that dream I told you about where I shit out my own skeleton? I had it again last night.
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
I used my mad pharmacist skills to turn ordinary birth control into morning after. I think my professors would be proud.
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