Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
he made me salute his american flag boxers before i took them off
i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
my being single is dangerous.
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
Drunk life lesson just learned the hard way: do not try to play hump the great dane. He may take you up on it.
I started scrolling back in our texts looking for context and a picture of your dick rose like the Great Pumpkin in the middle of my screen.
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
Just learned a valuable lesson today. Don't open snap chats from 3 am the next morning while sitting next to a small child. They totally saw your dick.
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
Randomize
