I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
my drunk uncle just explained that turkeys are not gentle lovers... and no context doesn't make it better.
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
my liver is dry heaving
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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