U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
70 feet underwater and I sharted my wetsuit, Tide pen won't clean this up.
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
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