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(843): View more from South Carolina

I might get fired at work today. I had to prioritize. It's not my fault Cockasaurus came over.

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(970): View more from Colorado

she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation

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(716): View more from New York

God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.

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(224): View more from Illinois

I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.

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(949): View more from California

Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.

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(856): View more from New Jersey

I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.

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(+64): View more from New Zealand

Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome

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(847): View more from Illinois

Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.

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(702): View more from Nevada

This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom

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