i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
Be still, my beating vagina.
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
I fill condoms, not promises.
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
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