we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
pouring popcorn down my shirt before we went to the bar was the best idea ever. it was delicious and convenient.
Jordan and I are drunk and barred out at the liquor store sitting in the awesome $70 Corona bench bargaining with the owner for a lower price, all while passing the Belvedere bottle between the two of us. Real life. College has down this.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
Who the fuck cries when they're stoned?!
Sorry man I just really wanted a McChicken
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
woke up, covered in gummy bears, with a note that said "the gummy army won"
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