her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
You know that joke about taking tylenol pm and jerking off? you don't always win. sometimes you wake up in the morning naked lubed up cock in hand to the realator and would be perspective buyers laughing at you
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
My husband just came over to kiss me and said, "careful, I got a block of cream cheese in my pocket"
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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