She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
She's too awesome to dump: she gives me great blow jobs and free Popeyes. You just don't burn a bridge like that.
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
We need to borrow someone's dog. Just so we can non-creepily go to PetSmart and watch all the other dogs take photos with Santa
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
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