i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
Do you know how hard it is to maintain a conversation with someone who just told you they put their cat in the fridge on purpose?
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
I just woke up on an unfamiliar floor, my shoes are gone, my suits covered in red lipstick and chocolate, and Im wearing sunglasses that say "Maid of Honor".God damnit I love this country.
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
I had to switch to male Siri because I could feel female Siri voice judging me for reading my sexts out loud. Also, the dude voice keeps me in the mood.
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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