I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
One little Beyonce reference and he turns on me faster than liberals on Jon Mackey
He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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