Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
Randomize
