i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
AND I JUST BURNT MY BACON. WTF MONDAY. SCREW YOU TOO
Don't call police on the strange man passed out in his car in the driveway. I'll be home around noon to collect him.
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
Congrats on dating a convict, there's no fitbit badge for that one.
and you fell through a lawn chair
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
Block me from your phone tonight…I need to get laid tonight. But you've been being a douchebag. So not by you. But I might call you. So block me.
WHY WOULD I COCK BLOCK MYSELF???
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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