I CAN MOONWALK!
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
These freshman guys were trying to holler at me from their window, and I realized about 20 minutes too late that the best possible reaction at that time would've been screaming "FLACCID PENIS". Oh, and I found this awesome zombie charm bracelet you would love.
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
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