So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
Come over. Drunk tacos.
That isn't even a sentence.
I kept the important parts.
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
My liver needs the occasional pep talk and a reminder that we are two weeks into freshman year of college.
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
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