After you puked you called ur mom and told her you fucked on her bed, then u said "Have a good night mommy!" hung up and passed out on my couch
that would explain 17missed calls and 3 very angry voicemails from her
It's just like the Real World with babies
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
Who knew I could feel anymore shameful at the bar than i usually do...I think my bartender recognizes me from the walk of shame out of his house after i hooked up with his son yesterday
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
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