that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
my boyfriend just named your boyfriend's penis.
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
She sent me a map and directions for a booty call. In a park. Give me reason not to marry her.
And the night ended with some random dude pissing on a car in a vain attempt to find a proper bathroom. We, the drunk, salute you, sir!
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
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