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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
Also I played a weird game of chicken in the ladies room at work between myself the person pooping 2 stalls over and a very determined maintenance man.
You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
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