...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
I feel like I lost a fight with an 800 lb gorilla made of tequila
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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