I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I woke up at 5 this morning face down on my bed with gummy bears stuffed in my leggings. Yeah.
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
You know you're on day 1 of your period when the new mcdonalds commercial makes you cry
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
He called me at 4am to ask me to marry him, then threw up into the phone for 10 minutes.
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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