hell yes lets make some ravioli
I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
Just confirming I will be washing my asshole at your house at approximately 2:45 tomorrow afternoon.
The strangest confirmation message ever sent.
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