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How do you jack off and text at the same time?
On my iPhone they have an app for that
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
My roommate just walked in with a case of beer locked himself in his room and told us he was going to masturbate his feelings away...
So I had sex with a hook nosed, lisping masadonian last night.
Glad that degree in literature is paying off. Nice adjectives. Maybe set the bar a little higher though?
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
She was pretty impressed that I led all thirty of us back to campus in my state of drunk. Evidently so impressed that she now refers to me as "Moses" in bed.
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