So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
Woman walking into toby keith concert: 8 months pregnant, black eye, shirt on that has a picture of a boot and the words "we'll put a boot up your ass" with an american flag printed over--the sleeves were ripped off and she had a camo cowboy hat. Greatest thing I've ever seen.
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
GOD I WOULD STAB DANNY IN THE EYE WITH HIS OWN PENIS
.........That big, huh?
No. I would cut it off
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