We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
We folded our dollar bills into airplanes. This really makes the strippers work for it. Like air miles.
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
Only I could host a baby shower where the cops get called.
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
COVER ME IN BACON THATS MY FETISH
ACTUALLY ITS NOT, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT AWAKENS THE MONSTER BELOW THE BELT
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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