Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
You showed up to your dad's bday dinner late, dirty, and hungover then proceeded to yell at the bartender for trying to take advantage of you by putting extra bourbon in your drink... Highly doubt you win best daughter award.
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
look, bitch. one day when everyone i care about deserts me for my severe moral depravity, you're going to be the only one i have.
i can't wait.
Jesus fucking Mary Christ if I have to clean shit out of my fucking bathtub one more fucking time I'm gonna murder a fucking kitten
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