You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
Middle of vacation, he walked into an audition for a Broadway musical in a drunken stupor. I think he got the part.
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
2016 shall be rememered as the year I sharted while putting up the Christmas tree.
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
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