They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
Packed at 6 am completely wasted. Damage assessment: 12 pairs of socks (no underwear), a flashlight, 3 shorts, shot glass, 8 sweaters, puff paint, one sneaker.
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
I think I met somebody from your birthday this past weekend. He said I held a push up contest outside the bar and told them I would make out with the winner. He said he won..
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
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