did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
final count. 18 beers. 4 shots baileys. 2 shots vodka. 1 glass champagne. vomited in the yard after losing my phone in a field for 8 hours. Possibly played tag with myself
i just had sex with a fat kid who giggles when he cums. tequila really lowers my standards.
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
were you wearing a green and blue thong last night?
yes! wait why?
because i found it in my pocket this morning...
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
I can't turn off my feet"
Whip out the absinthe and the taquitos, this motherfucker just passed the bar.
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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