she said i have a nice penis, i told her only bob saget and god could judge that.
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
I knew something was wrong when santa got arrested
I literally have been drunk for three days entirely by myself, the world cup may kill me
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
Why did you leave me a note saying 'find the canary'
The druken crowd just broke into singing "God Bless America" while waiting the newlyweds to get in the limo. My friend is eating rose petals.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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