do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
Unlimited sex for unlimited netflix. I can deal with that. I think this is the first prostitution deal for netflix ever.
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
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