STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
they need to just BURY HIM!
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
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