I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
hey. who tried to drive me home last night?
not sure. we got lost. what do you mean "tried"?
i'm still in their car. parked on the beach. no one else is here. i have on different pants.
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
Couldn't see or hear that well because she hit me on the back of the head with a bat. That is my excuse. Also the gin.
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
Getting "I couldn't find the front door so I climbed in through window" drunk seems to be a habit of yours
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
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