He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
I need an outfit that says "thanks for hiring me" but also says "i want dick in my mouth".
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
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