I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
i havee beer in my backseat and a glow in the dark condom in my cleaveage.
you're going for the gold here.
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
This is a mass text: my birthday is tomorrow, and I want a full day of birthday sex. Send me your availabities. Time slots begin at noon
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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