It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
I'm glad we have the kind of friendship where if either of us is too drunk to fuck a hot guy, we pass the responsibility to each other and get the job done.
I just re read that. We really need to get our lives together.
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
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