I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
I think I should receive an honorary Heisman... I mean, I did sleep with two of the finalists
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
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