Only a mothe r could love this liver
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
the bride spent most of the night apologizing to people she had punched earlier.
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
Listen this is important.. if I die tonight you have to be the drug dealer at my funeral
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