i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
He said "I can't wait for you to feel me inside of you so I can tell you gently that you're mine" and left me a 4 minute voice mail of him crying after I told him I didn't want to be with him. 30 year olds are off limits.
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
Randomize
