Duck Duck Cougar?
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
We literally played a game called pass the child which consisted of us shitfaced tossing the 5 year old birthday boy at each other
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
Apparently I told his new girlfriend to stop swallowing because she's getting fat. Oh, and I yelled this across a large room
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
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