Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
his mom walked in while I was blowing him. he turned around in panic and accidentally punched me in the face. i have a black eye and only half the clothes i came here in. can you give me a ride?
I don't want to have to wonder if I'm draining my pasta in the same side of the sink you pissed in
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
I came in like 30 seconds, and my dog got to watch me take the walk of shame to the bathroom to clean up. All in all, not my best performance.
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
I woke up on a park bench with a nice homeless guy waking me up. I bought us Carl's Jr. Best birthday ever!
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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