she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
You are the jesus of drinking
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
Fuck me I smell like cheese
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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