I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
Randomize
