I love black thongs
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
Florida has a way of just fucking with a person's soul and jizzing all over their hopes and dreams. Like existential bukkake.
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
Apparently I missed the "You may have to jack off a horse" part of the application.
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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