Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
one should ask oneself what kind of lifestyle one is leading when one finds a handprint of semen on their pillow the next day.
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
You took acid last night and I’m up early to go to the grand opening of a new TJMaxx by my house. We couldn’t be more perfect.
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
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