I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
"He's not as cute as he was last week" and "I'm not as drunk as I was last week" are basically the same sentence.
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